I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
