No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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