That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Oh Jesus.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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