Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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