he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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