You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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