dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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