"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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