I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Mom said you looked used
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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