just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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