Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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