I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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