Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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