What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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