I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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