dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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