wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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