I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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