id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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