You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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