the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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