Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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