I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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