god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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