is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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