i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
