No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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