if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i already hear my dad disowning me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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