You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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