I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
As shirtless as possible
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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