Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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