Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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