It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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