Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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