oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Michael Bay diarrhea
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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