you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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