Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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