You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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