I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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