I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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