i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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