at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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