i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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