I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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