Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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