My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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