So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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