Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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