Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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