Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
be right there i have to get my cape
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
